If hating is your occupation, I probably got a fulltime job for you

There is a phenomenon that has started sweeping the nation as of last Thursday. And while some predicted that it would be huge, nobody knew that it would be this big. I'm talking about MTV's "Jersey Shore," a reality show featuring 8 Italian-Americans from NY, NJ and even Rhode Island that will be living in a house together for the summer on the Jersey Shore. I could try to explain to you the awesomeness of it, but there's no way I'd do it justice. So I'll just let Vinny and his fist pumping give you a quick introduction to the reality show amazingness.

Jersey Shore - MTV Shows

So the obvious question is "Why does de jesus mention this show on the Swap blog?" Fear not readers, there is a method to my madness. Mike "the situation" has gone about putting together his own clothing line, and numerous items are available for less than $20. I'll provide a few highlights here, but keep in mind that everything is available at http://www.cafepress.com/Iheartsituation

First option is for the ladies. Clearly you want the situation plastered all over your chest, so this tee is a great way to proclaim your love for the dude who "pretty much looks like Rambo with his shirt off".



Dudes, of course you want to proclaim your love for the situation. Ladies love him to the point that your game will increase exponentially. But you can't be overt about it, subtlety is key. let the ladies notice your affinity for Mike casually and then flock to you so you can "pound em out" as he so eloquently puts it. The best option for this? A situation polo.



Lastly, everybody needs a place to store their protein, hair gel, jagerbombs, hairspray and glowsticks. What better place than a situation gym bag. You get instant cred walking into a Gold's with it in your hand. Ladies and dudes will flock to you alike.